Day of event membership in the Club is $20 if you register online and $25 in the register at the event. For your Day-of-Event membership dues you get:
We want the t-shirt to be edgy, a bit provocative, unique, classy but casual, stylish, practical, ironic and a bit understated... just like our members!
We scour the market each year for the very best quality technical garment we can afford. The 2008 shirt is a limited edition shirt. In other words, if you would like to get your hands on the 2008 shirt, you need to sign up/renew before 31 December 2007. But don't despair, members signing up later will receive our classic black shirt with the distinctive orange screening. Please note that the black club colours are available on a first come first serve basis. Currently all sizes are available, but the longer you wait to join, the less choice in size you will get.
The 2008 Club ColorsWe're very excited about the 2008 club garment. In this year's member survey and also at club runs, you told us you wanted a long-sleeve t-shirt. A vocal minority also asked that it be made of "no stink" material. Unfortunately, this is a very rare and expensive combination. Thanks to Vanessa Fors, a talented fashion designer, we are having your new Club colors custom made to meet these requirements.

The Club Fat Ass porker logo. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle"
Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
On the right sleeve:
www.clubfatass.com
The shirt feedback has been great. Glad you like them. The 2005 and 2006 shirts were so popular and of great quality that it wasn't difficult to choose the same shirts and decide on a different colour:
The Club Fat Ass porker logo in orange (on the men's shirts) and in magenta (on the women's shirts. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle"
Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
| Craig Moore modeling the 2006 Club colours | |
| Ontario member Julie Wobbe modelling the 2006 Club Colours |
Introducing the Rapidi-T from the Mountain Equipment Co-Op!
The only potential hiccup is that the MEC can't promise that all sizes will be available all year, so we encourage you to pay your Club dues early in the year.
The Club Fat Ass porker logo in orange. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle" in orange
Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
To purchase a CFA shirt please click here.
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In the recent garment survey, you told us you wanted a high quality, short sleeve technical t-shirt that you could use to run, bike, hike and get the groceries in. The majority asked for blue, but with distinctive shades and sizing for women and men. You also said that your club t-shirt would ideally be widely available so that you might get the chance to try it on before committing to the size you order.
Introducing the Rapidi-T from the Mountain Equipment Co-Op!
The only potential hiccup is that the MEC can't promise that all sizes will be available all year, so we encourage you to pay your Club dues early in the year.
The Club Fat Ass porker logo in white with 'club fat ass' also in white below the porker. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle"
in white. Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
| Rhonda and Rob model the 2004 Club Fat Ass 'Club Colors' | |
The Club Fat Ass porker logo and "promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle" in white with 'club fat ass' in orange across the porker. Subtitle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
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"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!" in orange.
"www.ClubFatAss.com It's an endurance sports
thing. You wouldn't understand)" in white. |
A small acknowledgement to Rackets and Runners for all of the help Kevin Thomson provided.
A Club Fat Ass member since 2003, Rhonda has a penchant for creative turns and alternate course routes. Despite the fact that she sometimes runs farther than she has to, Rhonda earned women's 50+ 2nd place in the 2002 Montrail BC Ultra Trail Running season and 1st place 2003 women's 50+ Iron Lung series.
Club Fat Ass member #2! As of early 2004, Rob had run 27 ultras and 15 marathons including five Haney-to-Harrison 100K races and the Boston Marathon. While he feels like he's getting slower, he's still game to go 100-miles on a beer bet. He likes long runs in the woods where there's a chance of seeing some wildlife... and has been the wildlife at more than one Club Fat Ass finisher party!
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Survey invitations sent: |
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Survey participants: |
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1.Do you think a short sleeve t-shirt is a good garment? |
Yes |
62 |
94% |
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2.How often do you wear your club colours? |
Never |
5 |
8.1% |
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3.Where do you wear your club colours? |
Don’t wear
the shirt |
4 |
6.4% |
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4.Fabric. Assuming you like the t-shirt, which fabric do you prefer? |
Technical
fabric (as with current t-shirt) |
63 |
95.5% |
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5. Shirt quality. The manufacturer of this years t-shirt was Gaia. Were you happy with it? |
Yes |
46 |
83.6% |
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specific comments regarding # 5: |
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| wicking | - it didn't wick enough - the fabric became clammy during snowshoeing,
and stuck to my skin. Not a pleasant shirt to wear as an underlayer during
winter sports - Personel preferance is a cotton green shirt as I'm not a runner and don't require the extra high tech type of body fabric that most of your club might prefer for long runs. - Fabulous shirt,comfie and quick drying. Plus the colour was so distinctive it was easy to spot and cheer for another Fat Asser! | ||
| Chafing | - an excellent material and not as tough on the nipples! - For long runs, up to marathon, it rubbed more than some others of softer material (sore nipples). - two words: nipple irritation. The fabric is too rough on the inside and if I wear my GAIA shirt for runs longer than 30 minutes I feel it. No other technical shirt I use has this problem (Sugoi). Also I find the neck hole a bit larger than others which means the strap of my hydration pack is in contact with the collar, and worse, rubbing on the skin of my neck. - I had problems with chaffing the first few times I wore it but after half a dozen washes it was fine. | ||
| Sizing | - I really liked the quality and look but I found that the sizing on last
year's T-shirt was on the small side and the cut of the shirt just didn't feel
right. I found it to be uncomfortable to wear (even after losing weight) and
therefore never have worn it out anywhere. If I had seen them before ordering I
would have definitely ordered a man's shirt as they appeared to have a better
cut. - Sizing - perfect ! Quality - rated 4 out of 5 , not as much give as other brands. I wanted to add that I was injured since January and now just coming back . I wore my shirt mostly to the gym , plus a few light jogs..... - nice light weight material; only downsize is it snagged easily. The women's shirt sizes were on the small side (this is mentioned on the website), but it be easier to just deal with on sizing for all. - quality was good but I thought the large size was larger than large so it makes a good nightgown if you know what I mean. - quality of material good, red good, very small sizing was problem | ||
| Screening | - The shirt itself was very nice. But the screening was poor quality -
most of it is peeling off. Can we go with embroidery next time? - Good quality shirt. Just one issue with white text on back comings off partially. Perhaps just a single bad batch. | ||
| Material | - good quality, pills and snags a bit, but for the price... - I don't like the Gaia name on the front of the neck.I think it makes the shirt look a bit backwards.It should be on the back or somewhere else. - Fabric has runs after only wearing it a few times. - But I found the terri-clothe front panel to be a bit heavy (never used it for what it was designed for. - Very easily snagged and pulled, i.e. by velcro in the washing machine. Otherwise it's holding in there - I liked the material it was nice and light for hot days and racing. But also kept me warm on the cold days. I did notice that it got sags before I ever wore it in the woods? - Only thing is that the material is not a stretchy as I'd like as when it gets overly stretched in a particular area, it doesn't come back. | ||
| General | - Material seems excellent. No problems whatsoever. - Love it! Worked well for me. - not sure if they are local, maybe good to go with a group that supports trail running etc, like bone-dri, sugoi? - I much prefer the bone-dri line of clothing - It's my favourite shirt in terms of its feel-- the only reason I don't wear it more often is that I find the slogan a little "in your face" | ||
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6. Shirt cut. Do you think we should have different cuts of shirts for men and women? |
Yes |
23 |
34.9% |
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7. Screening. Has any of the lettering or logo come off your Club t-shirt? |
Yes |
10 |
15.2% |
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8. Were you happy with the overall design of the shirt? |
Yes |
50 |
84.7% |
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9. Colour classification. Should we have one colour for men and women? |
Yes |
32 |
49.2% |
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10. Colour. What colour would you like the 2005 t-shirt to be? |
Blue |
43 |
47.2% |
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11. Do you have any other suggestions regarding the club colours |
- add reflective
stripes (2) | ||
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12. Are you currently a member of Club Fat Ass? |
Yes |
63 |
95.5% |
Wendy and Brian model the inaugural 2003 Club Fat Ass "Club Colors"
Manufactured by Gaia. High quality technical t-shirt made with flo-tech fabric to keep you cool and dry. We went with separate men's and women's styles and colors to keep everyone happy. Different shades of green for boys and girls won out because our fashion experts recommend it.
The Club Fat Ass porker logo and "promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle" in white with 'club fat ass' in orange across the porker. Subtitle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!" in orange. "www.Clubfatass.com It's an endurance sports thing. You wouldn't understand)" in white. Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
A small acknowledgement to Rackets and Runners for all of the help Kevin Thomson provided.
One of the top ultramarathon runners and snowshoe runners in Canada. A mom. A businesswoman. A Club Fat Ass Event Host and Club Fat Ass member since 2003.
A 2:25 marathoner who has recently gone over to the dark side of ultramarathon running. A Club Fat Ass Event Host and Club Fat Ass member since 2003.
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Margaret MacDonald and Mary the Ultra-Hound model the prototype |
The T-Shirt
Simple cotton, but the price was right. An instant classic. Many thanks to Rackets and Runners and Kevin Thomson for their time and generosity.
| Q: | Do I need to be an endurance sport junkie to join Club Fat Ass? | |||||||
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No. Club Fat Ass encourages anyone who supports our objectives of promoting safe, economical, environmentally friendly endurance sport events and an active, healthy lifestyle to join. Benefits of Club Fat Ass membership. | |||||||
| Q: | I'd like to make a gift of a Club Fat Ass membership. How do I do that? | |||||||
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Thoughtful idea! Please complete the membership form as if you were the person you are giving the gift to (e.g. enter their name, address, t-shirt size and other coordinates.) Please contact us if you would like a gift notice sent by email. | |||||||
| Q: | I don't live in Canada. How much is membership in my currency? | |||||||
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Your membership dues will be calculated in the Canadian Dollar. Currencies fluctuate hourly relative to one another, so we can't tell you exactly the amount in your currency that will show up on your credit card when you sign up for a Club Fat Ass membership. You can get a decent idea of the amount in your currency, however, from an online currency conversion service such as Yahoo. | |||||||
| Q: | Do I need to be a member to participate in a scheduled Club Fat Ass event? | |||||||
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Yes. You can choose to join for a year and participate in as many Club Fat Ass events as you want, or join for a single day and participate in a particular event. Please note: some events are Flash Events and do not require a membership. They are a good way to get your feet wet without commitment, and meet some members. Benefits of Club Fat Ass membership. | |||||||
| Q: | I'm confused. You say you promote free events, yet you charge me a membership. Please explain. | |||||||
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Without funding of some sort, it's not possible to host a single "free" event, let alone an international network of them. Membership fees allow Club Fat Ass to function. We aim at all times to provide far more value to our members than the nominal cost of membership. | |||||||
| Q: | Where do my membership dues go? | |||||||
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Annual membership dues cover the cost of t-shirts, technology infrastructure such as computers and web development, consultants such as lawyers and accountants, salaries (currently all volunteer) and miscellaneous office and administration costs such as telephone and photocopying.
Day of event membership dues are split with Event Hosts. This helps them to cover costs they would otherwise have to bear out of pocket in order to host a ''free" event, and gives them the opportunity to improve the value they provide to you as a participant. |
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| Q: | How many months of membership do my dues cover? | |||||||
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Memberships are good until 31 December, so the number of months of club benefits you receive depends on when you join. Maximum is 14.5 months. (See clarification of 15 October below.) | |||||||
| Q: | When do I get my club colors? (The cool t-shirt.) | |||||||
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We order shirts early in the year for all members on record 1 January. The shirts should be in late February, but please understand that this date is out of CFA's hands and depends on a variety of people, including the supplier, screener and Canada Post. | |||||||
| Q: | Why should I consider 15 October? | |||||||
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If you join between 1 Jan and 15 October you will get the classic club colors (black tech MEC shirt with orange screening). Your membership is valid until 31 December and you will need to renew your membership for next year any time after 15 October. If you join on or after 15 October, you will get free access to all CFA events for the remainder of the year, membership for the next year and the t-shirt for the next year.
Sounds complex, but what it means is that after 15 October, you get 14.5 months of membership rather than 12. We figure this is a fair way to encourage new members to join toward the end of a year when they would otherwise only get a couple months of club benefits. It also encourages renewing members to renew before the first day of the new year. |
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| Q: | What's the difference between a "Fat Ass" and a "Club Fat Ass" event? | |||||||
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The term "Fat Ass" as it applies to running events was coined by Joe Oakes in 1978 to mean "no t-shirt, no aid, no wimps." Several community-minded folks around the world host "Fat Ass" events. "Club Fat Ass" aims to help more folks host "Fat Ass" events by introducing standards for quality and expectations and aims to help athletes find events by hosting a worldwide event calendar. | |||||||
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We've attempted to list "Fat Ass", "Club Fat Ass" and any shade of cheap and cheerful endurance sport event on our Fat Ass event calendar. If you know of an event that is not listed, please send us a note to the coordinates and we will gladly add it. | |||||||
| Q: | I love the concept of Club Fat Ass. I want to help. What can I do? | |||||||
| A: | We love you! Please join the club. Wear your club colors. Encourage your friends to join the club. Share the love by hosting your own event. | |||||||
| Q: | I have a question or a suggestion that I'd like to direct to Club Fat Ass. Who do I contact? | |||||||
| A: | We welcome your your feedback and count on it to improve our member benefits. Details on the people behind Club Fat Ass and contact information is on our about us page. | |||||||
| Q: | Some of the terms you use are new to me. Please clarify. | |||||||
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In the hope that we might better match the expectations of people who host events and those who participate, we've defined some of the terms we use below:
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| Q: | Do I need to be a Club Fat Ass member to host a Club Fat Ass event? |
| A: | Yes, we do ask that you drink the Kool-aid. Join now! |
| Q: | Do all members have to host an event? |
| A: | No, but wouldn't it be nice if they did? |
| Q: | Do I need to be an ultramarathon runner or Ironman triathlete to host an event? |
| A: | No. If you have the desire to host an event and are prepared to invest some time and follow our recipe for success, we provide you with everything you need to host a safe, fun event. |
| Q: | I'd like to host a Club Fat Ass event to help raise money for my favorite charity. How do I raise money if I allow Club Fat Ass members to participate in my event for free? |
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We applaud your intent and believe it is possible to host a Club Fat Ass fundraiser event. You might want to have a draw for prizes that your Guests purchase tickets for, a silent auction or provide some sort of additional benefit to your Guests that they could purchase. Please contact us to discuss. |
| Q: | What does Club Fat Ass do for me that I can't do on my own? |
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Save you a lot of time. Save you a lot of money. Limit your personal liability. Allow you to put on a better event. Help you to attract more participants. Share ownership in Club Fat Ass...The list of benefits to Event Hosts is quite compelling. |
| Q: | I'm a member. How do I sign up as an Event Host? |
| A: | Please refer to hosting an event. |
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I've been hosting my own Fat Ass-style event for years now. My event has a history. People are used to participating for free. Why would I want to become affiliated with Club Fat Ass? |
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Good question. If, after understanding the benefits we provide to CFA Event Hosts, you feel Club Fat Ass can't do anything for you that you can't do on your own, you're best to keep on doing things as you are. We'd be happy to help you promote your event by giving you a free listing in our Calendar of Fat Ass Events Around the World. You're also welcome to use the resources we have developed for our members. Contact us with the details for our event calendar. |
The CFA website is open to the public, however to make use of the interactive features you will need to create an account and sign in. This is free and not tied to a membership in Club Fat Ass.
The table below tells you which features different users will be able to access:
| Anonymous User (not logged in) | Authorized User (logged in, but not a member of CFA) | CFA Members (logged in) | CFA Event Host | |
| post in forums | no | yes | yes | yes |
| participate in polls/surveys | yes | yes | yes | yes |
| add weblinks | yes | yes | yes | yes |
| post stories to main page | no | no | yes | yes |
| upload images, i.e. for shirt contest or event photos | no | no | yes | yes |
| update own Event Website | N/A | N/A | N/A | yes |
| keep your own blog | no | no | yes | yes |