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How time flies?  It seems like only yesterday that we hosted the first Vancouver Fat Ass 50!  Some years were better for record keeping than others, so our apologies in advance if your name is missing:

 

2008 - Year 15 - Vancouver New Year's Day Fat Ass 50 Run and Freeze Your Fat Ass Swim - Results



2008 Vancouver NY Day Fat Ass 50 - 85 Starters

Yes, I guess you could say we kicked off 2008 on the right foot... or 2008 is off to a running start... or har, har har (add your own corny running-related play on words in the comments below!)

Just under 100 runners participated in the 15th running of this Vancouver tradition, and for some reason, we received an unusually large amount of media coverage this year. "What's the big deal?", I asked many of the runners as we enjoyed our little resolution run. It got me to thinking about what is normal and my circle of friends.

Take Gilles Barbeau, for example. For a warm-up, he and 9 friends ran our 50K course last week. Gilles ran a marathon yesterday and broke 5 hours today. Is Gilles normal?

Or Ellie Greenwood. Ellie finished 3rd overall, broke the woman's course record by a good bit but didn't appear to break a sweat. Then there's Gary Robbins: Partied until 3, took a spanking from Ellie, says he got lost, and still sets a new course record by opening a can of whoop-ass on the home stretch.

A lot of signups came in between Christmas and New Years, as if running a 50K was something folks do on a whim. I lost track of how many people whined about not running over the last 6 months (Craig, Sibylle...) and then waffle about whether they do 25 or 50K at Comosun and SW Marine. "Oh, Hell, we've run 25K with no training so why not double up and call it 50?" Is that normal?

Is it normal to drink 50 beers on New Years eve and hope to run 50K on New Years Day? How about with a bad Achilles tendon? Wade Repta gave it a try. He make it about 35K before deciding it would be better to save the Achilles than set a course record for drinking and running.

To my knowledge, none of the participants in this years' event tried to break the record of 5 minutes or more in the ocean after their run. Not sure why, because the water was almost tropical this year!

Benny the ultraPooch became the first dog I know of to complete the entire 50K distance. Thanks to Gottfried Grosser for being the hare and bringing Benny to the finish in well under 6 hours. For that accomplishment, Benny got steak for dinner.

The weatherman promised rain and high winds. The weatherman delivered temperatures around 6C, little or no wind and not a trace of rain. Thank you, weatherman! In the 15-year history of the event, I believe that's only the second time we’ve not been pissed on.

Mea culpa. I screwed up and left the shower key in my car. Sorry to those of you who ended up spending an hour or more jogging on the spot at the end of your 50K. Robbins, the one who waited for me the longest, also set the record for longest under the shower at around 30 minutes.

Many thanks to Danielle and Graham from Kintec for the great aid station, Pete Stace-Smith of Norco, Kintec and Baldwin Lee for the draw prizes, to the Fat Asses who picked up trash during their run and to the many people who helped measure the course and otherwise help during the year. Thank you, as well, to Tim, Craig and those of you who chipped in for the nice recognition trophy. Sibylle and I apprecite it very much.

The reporters at the start, Spanish Banks, the turnaround and the finish said their audience thought it wasn't normal to run, swim in the ocean or do anything at all active with a hangover on New Years day, for that matter. Too bad, they missed a good run!

To Caitlin from Texas, Penny who came from North Van, and all of you other first-timers, congrats, thanks for picking this run to loose your "virginity" and welcome to the fraternity of ultrarunners. Whatever distance you ran and for whatever time you spent in the ocean, congratulations on your accomplishment today. In my eyes, you are normal.

Happy, healthy 2008 and may all of your resolutions come to pass!

Ean Jackson
Host of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50K

 

Preliminary 2008 Results

Here are the results I have from those of you who wrote your times down at the finsh or sent them to me in the interim. Please email me with your corrections and updates.


First Name

Last Name City/Town Age Event Points Time
Gary Robbins Squamish 30-39 50km 2 4:04
michael spagnut coquitlam 40-49 50km 2 4:05
Ellie Greenwood Vancouver 20-29 50km 2 4:06
Chris Benn Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 4:23
Matt Sessions Burnaby 40-49 50km 2 4:32
Allison Mackay North Vancouver 20-29 50km 2 4:41
Chad Hyson Vancouver 30-39 50km 2 4:46
John Neels Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 4:47
Susan Reynolds Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 4:47
glenn pace north vancouver 40-49 50km 2 4:49
Ran Katzman Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 4:51
Jon Mahoney Vernon 50-59 50km 1 4:54
Ron Adams North Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 4:55
Ryne Melcher North Vancouver 20-29 50km 2 4:58
Rick Arikado Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 4:59
Gilles Barbeau Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 4:59
Penny Jakobsen North Vancouver
40-49
50km 2 5:06
Rainy Kent Burnaby 50-59 50km 2 5:11
Gavin Tansley Burnaby 20-29 50km 2 5:11
Karl Jensen North Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 5:15
STEVE BARNES SURREY 40-49 50km 2 5:18
Rea Blyth North Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 5:18
Stephen Blyth north Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 5:18
Dan Daoust Coquitlam 40-49 50km 2 5:34
Ean Jackson North Vancouver 50-59 50km 4* *** 5:34
desmond mott n.vancouver 40-49 50km 3*** 5:34
gottfried grosser n van 60-69 50km 2 5:36
Benny The Dog       50km   5:36
Mike Olund Surrey 30-39 50km 2 5:37
Mike Richen Burnaby 30-31 50km 2 5:40
Rhonda Gallant Port Moody 40-49 50km 2 5:43
Keith Iwasaki Vancouver 30-39 50km 2 5:43
Mark MacRae Coquitlam 50-59 50km 2 5:43
Angela Spooner Port Coquitlam 50-59 50km 2 5:43
Keith Nichol Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 5:45
Kim Taylor West Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 5:47
Sonja Madsen Port Coquitlam 20-29 50km 2 5:48
Peter Stace-Smith Coquitlam 50-59 50km 2 5:48
Pete van Gaalen Coquitlam 40-49 50km 2 5:48
Keith Iwasaki Vancouver 30-39 50km 2 5:43
John Little Vancouver 60-69 50km 2 5:57
caitlin krouse austin 20-29 50km 2 6:01
Rob Ruff Surrey under 20 50km 2 6:01
Rick Smith Vancouver 50-59 50km 1 6:17
Craig Moore North Vancouver 40-49 50km 3 ****
6:55
Sibylle Tinsel North Vancouver 40-49 50km 3* 6:55
Arthur Gee Vancouver 60-69 50km 2 7:26
Terry Bushnell Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 ?
Ryan Conroy Vancouver 30-39 50km 2 ?
Dave Berg Burnaby 40-49 50km -1 DNS?
Benji Chu Richmond 40-49 50km -1 DNS?
Tracy Garneau Vernon 30-39 50km -1 DNS?
Nicola Gildersleeve North Vancouver 20-29 50km -1 DNS?
Patrick Hinds North Vancouver 40-49 50km -1 DNS?
John Machray North Vancouver 50-59 50km -1 DNS?
Daryl Spencer Kelowna 40-49 50km -1 DNS?
Patina Valiukas Surrey 20-29 50km -1 DNS?
             
Tim Wiens Vancouver 40-49 25km 2 1:59
Barbara Hughes Vancouver 30-39 25km 2 2:25
Steven Lowe Coquitlam 50-59 25km 2 2:25
julia schmidt calgary 20-29 25km 2 2:25
Gord Lord Coquitlam 40-49 25km 2 2:30
Sarah Weinkam Coquitlam 30-39 25km 2 2:30
Susan Blackwood Vancouver 30-39 25km 2 2:40
Katherine Thomas North Vancouver 30-39 25km 2 2:40
Jim Rupert Vancouver 40-49 25km 2 2:43
Carie Moran Port Coquitlam 30-39 25km 2 2:47
Amy MacArthur Burnaby 30-39 25km 2 2:55
Susan MacRae Coquitlam under 20 25km 3 ****
2:56
Bob Krentz New Westminster 40-49 25km 2 2:58
Danielle Laidlaw Burnaby 50-59 25km 1 3:36
Sharon Street Vancouver 50-59 25km 2 3:36
Catherine Jensen north vancouver 20-29 25km 2 ?
Alison Jones Coquitlam 20-29 25km 2 ?
John Jones Coquitlam 50-59 25km 2 ?
chris tomkinson banner place 40-49 25km 2 ?
Lori Clerkson Port Coquitlam 40-49 25km -1 DNS
Heather Somerville Port Coquitlam 40-49 25km -1 DNS
Peggy Brown New Westminster 40-49 25km -1 DNS?
John Wells Vancouver 30-39 25km -1 DNS?
             
Mel Bos Kelowna 30-39 cutom 30km 2 2:15
Wade Repta Vancouver   custom 35km 1 ?
sukhbir pawa Vancouver 40-49 custom 32km 2 3:26
Doug MacKay North Van 50-59 custom 32km 2 3:34
Pat Matthieu New Westminster 50-59 custom 30km 2 3:42
Randy Savoie West Vancouver 40-49 custom 30km 2 3:42
john mcgrath north vancouver 30-39 custom 30km 2 ?
Jane Fairbanks Vancouver 50-59 custom 28km 2 2:54
Arlene MacAulay north vancouver 40-49 custom 16.7km 1 1:55
Rhonda Schuller Vancouver 50-59 custom 16.7km   1:55
Lara Taylor North Vancouver 20-29 custom 16.7km 2 1:55
Graham Archer Coquitlam 30-39 custom 15km 3** ?
Baldwin Lee Burnaby 30-39 custom 10km 3** 1:00
Sarah Gallazin Vancouver   custom 2** ?
Al Harman West Vancouver 40-46 custom 15km
1 1:45
Patricia Jensen North Vancouver 40-49 custom 15km
2 1:45
Angus McLellan Vancouver 30-39 custom 1 ?
Bradley Jones vancouver 30-39 custom 10km
2 0:54
David Crerar North Vancouver   custom 0.2km
1 0:01
             
Danielle MacLeod North Vancouver   crew 1**  
Joe Turtle Burnaby   crew 1**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

50km on Willpower

Late last summer I foolishly pronounced I would line up for the Vancouver New Years Day 50Km again. Training was going well until life got in the way, my daughter got sick, my friends took a break from long runs and to top it of my right hip started to be very painful.

I eventually resigned to run the 25km yesterday and try the 50km another year. Deep inside, though, I didn't want to run the 25km. I wanted to do the 50km.

Packing for this day is always a bit chaotic as we traditionally have dinner guests and go snowshoeing the night before. Was the weather forecast to be trusted. How much water and food would I need, which shoes, which shirts, jacket, hat. Cellphone with cab numbers - check, emergency blanket - check, money and car keys - check, camera - check, dry gear and shower stuff for afterwards, check. Course description - check.

The morning of the event dawned cold, but dry. My clothing choice was right on and I soon fell into a rhythm in a group together with Lara, Rhonda, Arlene and Craig. As we were marvelling at the snow covered north shore mountains from Locarno Beach, Rhonda mentioned her car was parked at one of the parking lots on Spanish Banks. What... you are not running the full 50km? A quick check made me realize that I was the only one (who was planning to run to the turnaround and then play it by ear). Bummer. Running alone has never been my forte. And running alone for 50km on no training seemed impossible.

But, all of a sudden I knew that I would not stop at the turn around. Craig, who had fallen back a bit, caught up. He had earlier said that he'll do a shorter out and back. All my hope was resting on me talking him into running 50km. "Ok, we have the whole day" was Craig's reply to my plea.

I begged some "Vitamin I" from Rhonda to deal with my painful hip and left the rest of the gang just before the super duper aid station that Danielle from Kintec had set up at Spanish Banks. Craig tended to his hot spot on his little toe with pink chap stick (gotta be flexible), I retied my shoes and hoovered down some chips and soon we were off into the trails of Pacific Spirit Park.

Craig continued his system of run-walk and would leapfrog me every so often. I plodded along, trying not too fall into a walk. My right hip was becoming extremely painful and my gait got shorter and shorter. Seeing the faster runners on the return trip got our minds off our little problems and made the time pass fast. Everybody was all smiles and encouragement was passed out freely.

The turn-around was very lonely. We didn't hang around. A quick stretch, more chap stick on Craig's toe, some food and off we were again. I was beginning to think that talking Craig into this was not a good idea. At least, if I'd be alone, I could bail without feeling bad...My run felt like a shuffle, Vitamin I wasn't working and the stretch back was looking very, very long. Crossing path with a couple of friends from way back when we lived in Kits was a welcome distraction. Running a couple of kms with Robert, who was out to start his new years resolutions on the right foot with a run in his blue Club Fat Ass shirt and intentions of participating in more events this year, was great. Sorry, Robert, if I was sounding a bit weird...I was in another zone.

Walking along Admirality Trail before returning to the beach was frustrating. Craig was getting way ahead and I decided that there was no way I could finish this. Plans for a bail out at the aid station took shape, then evaporated when I reached the parking lot and a waiting Craig but no tent or aid station. Humph. Craig sort of ignored my rambling about bailing. He also did not listen to me when I told him to go ahead and I would somehow find my way back...

The view over English Bay towards the city and Stanley Park was beautiful, but discouraging, as it showed very clearly how far away the finish was. Craig told me not to look ;-) I focused on reaching Kits Point. Then Burrard Street Bridge. At the end of the bridge was Sarah, waiting for John (not to be mean, but I was glad she missed him and fed us instead). Bananas, water and kind words got us going again. Soon we were negotiating the revellers leaving the Vancouver Polar Bear Swim at English Bay.

I could smell the finish and was trying to estimate how much further. Craig thought I was a bit optimistic in my assessment, but it didn't matter...we would make it now - even if we had to crawl in. The wind picked up as we passed the Nine O'Clock Gun, but the skies stayed dry. We picked up the pace - will power is an amazing thing - and almost sprinted to the fire hydrant. Our final, grand total time was 6:55. Much slower that I had hoped for in the summer, but hey! We've done it.

Arriving, still sweaty and ruddy cheeked, at the Mosquito Creek Bar and Grill, I couldn't wipe the grin off my face. Endorphins were cursing through my veins ;-) The icing on the cake, aka a wonderful day and way to start the New Year, was the trophy, a bunch of my fellow Fat Asses planned and made. Craig, who had run with me all day, hadn't said a word, and now presented to me this great trophy: an engraved glass plate mounted on a heavy, rustic, coppery looking stand. The engraving reads: "Thank you Ean and Sibylle for being the most awesome promoters of oddball endurance events and a healthy outdoor lifestyle. Your hard work and passion are always appreciated!"

Thanks, fellow Fat Asses and especially Craig Moore, Tim Wiens and Cheryl Johnson, who rumour has it were the movers and shakers behind this surprise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2007 - Year 14

Vancouver New Year's Day Fat Ass 50 - 2007 Starter Photo
1 January 2007
 
Why is it that every year when I write this run report, the first thing that comes to mind is the weather?  The weather is always awful on New Years Day in Vancouver.  This year was right up there with the worst weather in the 14-year history of the event.  The fact that almost 100 people even bothered to get out of bed on such an ugly morning is proof sufficient that there are a lot of crazies out there.
 
While there was no ice or snow, it was rainy, cold and windy from start to finish.  I personally don't love to run in the rain.  I don't even like to get my shoes wet.  New Years Day, however, is the one day of the day of the year I suck it up.  My expectations are low.  We will get wet.  We will get cold.  It will be harsh.  My day started off on the wrong foot this year because the moment I stepped out of my car I stepped into a deep puddle and got a cold soaker.  All of the other starters, however, seemed to be happy to be alive and healthy enough to be able to go for a resolution run.

This, the 14th year of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50, will go down in the history books not as just another wet and cold resolution run, but as as the year of the big blow-down.  In early December, Vancouver was hit by a particularly severe wind storm that blew down thousands of trees in and around the city.  The devastation in the start/finish area was so severe, I had to reroute the course in a way that avoided the interior trails of Stanley Park.  All along the route this year, we saw uprooted trees, fallen limbs and branches and other debris.
 
What is it about people from Coquitlam that makes them so cheerful in the pissing down rain?  As I slowly made my way up from the back of the pack, I caught up to a tight group of keeners who were congregated around Pete Stace-Smith.  These folks were having way too much fun!  They even had a van full of home baked cookies, sport drinks and other goodies that followed them along the course that they shared with all of the other participants.  Pete, who brought 20 of his friends to Club Fat Ass in 2006, won Missionary Position recognition for attracting new Club members.  Thank you, Pete and Norco, for your community spirit!
 
Karen Smith is also part of the lore and legend of this event.  I don't think I'd recognize Karen at a cocktail party as I've only ever seen her on her bike in the driving rain on New Years day wearing a pink wig in some costume or other.  Karen always has some signs of encouragement for the "Fat Asses" and is always full of encouragement.  Thank you, Karen, for again being such a thoughtful cheerleader!

Pat Barry and Gottfried Grosser, both past finishers of the 50K, set up a fabulous oasis of home baked cookies, gels, chocolate covered almonds, sport bars and fluids at the 25K turnaround point.  What a welcome sight they were!  Apparently CITY-TV and News 1140 radio came by to ask them a few questions.  Did you see yourself on TV or hear yourselves on the radio later?  Thanks, Pat and Gottfried for standing out in the rain for so long and for dedicating your day to helping out.
 
Our 15K through the trails of Pacific Spirit Park were downright warm in comparison to the  howling  winds that buffeted the 50K runners next to the ocean on Spanish Banks.  A sailboat had broken from it's mooring at the Royal Vancouver Yaught Club and was being dashed against the rocks of a breakwater as we passed by.  It was painful to look out over English Bay at Stanley Park and think that it's a good 15K more to the finish.  Thanks to Rob McDonnald and Rick Arikado for the kick in the butt while I was walking... without it, I'd have likely frozen to death.
 
Once in Stanley Park on the "new" course, the temptation to cut across to the  finish at the totem poles was great.  Karl Jensen kept me honest, however, and we crossed the finish and kissed the fire hydrant hand in hand.

Vancouver New Year's Day Fat Ass 50 - 2007It was still raining. It was still cold. Yet the toughest challenge of the day was still in front of us.  As Karl headed for the warm showers, Rainy Kent and I ran back down to the seawall and went into the icy water of Burrard Inlet for a polar bear swim.  While I didn't keep records,  my guess is that about 25 runners also completed the swim leg of the event.  Gary Robbins won the "Chilly Willy" award for being the longest in the water.  Gary also set a new event record (35 minutes) for being longest under the hot shower.

Once warmed up and dry, we concluded the event at the Mosquito Creek Grill with a toast to the new year and recognition prizes for everyone present.

May 2007 bring you health, happiness and prosperity.

Ean Jackson
Host of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50K Run and Freeze Your Fat Ass Swim


PS  GPS (Global Positioning System) generally doesn't lie when there is no tree canopy.  Despite my best efforts at measuring the course in the past, I hereby acknowledge publicly that that the "traditional" route was long.  Just about everyone I spoke to also liked the seawall route on the return leg, so assuming the trails are open next year, I propose the  start be through the Stanley Park trails but the finish be along the eastern seawall.

PPS  More photos here
 
 
First Name Last Name Event Points Time  Member
Chris Benn 50km 2 4:19  
Gary Robbins 50km 2 4:19  
Tim Wiens 50km 2 4:19  
Patricia Jensen 50km 2 4:23  
Mark Shorter 50km 1 4:23  
Ellie Greenwood 50km 2 4:35  
Michel Richard 50km 2 4:43  
Ran
Katzmann 50km
2
4:54
 
Rob  MacDonald 50km 2
4:55   
Geoffrey Palmer 50km 2 4:56  
Desmond Mott 50km 2 4:58  
Ryan Conroy 50km 2 4:59  
Jeb Breckenridge 50km 1 5:02  
Chris Collingwood 50km 2 5:02  
David Crerar 50km 2 5:03  
Glenn Pace 50km 2 5:03  
Lannie Thielen 50km 2 5:05  
Stephen Blyth 50km 2 5:06  
Celina Coombs 50km 2 5:06  
Ean Jackson 50km 3 5:06  
Karl Jensen 50km 2 5:06  
Eric Stacey 50km 2 5:06  
Patrick Hinds 50km 2 5:07  
Rainy Kent 50km 2 5:07  
Ken Legg 50km 2 5:07  
Gavin Tansley 50km 2 5:07  
Rick Arikado 50km 2 5:10  
Barry Kegler 50km 2 5:15  
Ron Adams 50km 2 5:18  
Cheryl Dumaresq 50km 2 5:30  
John O'Connor 50km 2 5:30  
Jim Rupert 50km 1 5:31 no
Rick Smith 50km 2 5:33  
John Little 50km 2 5:35  
Rhonda Gallant 50km 2 5:38  
Susan MacRae 50km 2 5:38  
Mark MacRae 50km 2 5:38  
Heather Somerville 50km 2 5:38  
Angela Spooner 50km 2 5:38  
Peter Stace-Smith 50km 2 5:38  
Peter van Gaalen 50km 2 5:38  
Darren Sawchuk
50km
2
5:38
 
Keith Nichol 50km 2 5:54  
Ross Nichol 50km 2 5:54  
David Jenkins 50km 2 5:55  
Betty Wiens 50km 2 5:55  
John Ahern 50km 2 5:56  
Mike Richen 50km 2 6:00 no
Baldwin Lee 50k