Thanks to all who participated in this years inaugural Ann’s Get Your Fat Ass Off The Couch.
The day was met with grey skies and rainy conditions but 30 diehards showed up for a great run. I’m sure many considered staying in their nice cozy beds….but how guilty would we have felt?!
The course was very slippery, muddy and wet. There was one extremely large deep puddle that added the adventure element….I was wondering whether we had rounded Lizard Lake early!
The 10km runaway winner was Greg Barreca in a smoking 59 minutes. The 20 km distance was made a little longer to make it a true 20 km. Ron Katzman and Chris Benn came in at 1 hour 55 minutes with Des Mott following close behind.
Gottfried greeted us at the top of homestead with some delicious baking and homemade wine…what a pleasant surprise. The rear of the field was brought in by Pat Barry, Sibylle Tinsel, Cheryl Johnson and Rhonda Schuler, who missed Gottfried's superb aidstation.
The wind up brunch was held at Mosquito Creek and draw prizes were won by Heather, Sophia, Berg, Karl and Lorraine. Gottfried came through again with the donation of his homemade wine and Trail Runner magazine donated 2 subscriptions for a year.
Thanks again to all who participated in making this a fun and
successful run…it is hard to follow in Wendy’s
shoes. I look forward to seeing everyone on the trails
Ann
| First Name | Last Name | Event | Points | Time |
| Big Chesterfield 20km |
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| Chris | Benn | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 1 | 1:55 |
| Ran | Katzman | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 2 | 1:55 |
| Jennifer | D'Aoust | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 1 | 2:00 |
| desmond | mott | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 2 | 2:02 |
| Penny | Jakobsen | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 2 | 2:05 |
| Ann | Taylor | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 3** | 2:05 |
| susan | seager | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 1 | 2:06 |
| Arlee | MacAulay | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 2 | 2:20 |
| Jim | Mendelli | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 1 | 2:20 |
| Melissa | Pace | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 1 | 2:20 |
| Cynnimon | Rain | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 2 | 2:20 |
| Patricia | Barry | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 3* | 2:52 |
| Sibylle | Tinsel | Big Chesterfield - 20km | 3* | 2:52 |
| Cushy Couch 10 Km |
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| Greg | Barreca | Cushy Couch - 10km | 1 | 0:58 |
| John | Machray | Cushy Couch - 10km | 1 | 1:02 |
| Heather | King | Cushy Couch - 10km | 2 | 1:03 |
| Sophia | Sagur | Cushy Couch - 10km | 2 | 1:03 |
| Berglind | Hafsteinsdottir | Big Chesterfield - 20km | *2 | 1:10 |
| Custom Courses |
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| rhonda | schuller | 15km custom | 1 | 2:30 |
| Cheryl | Johnson | 15km custom | 2 | 2:20 |
| Elke | Bauer | 18.5 km custom | 1 | 2:20 |
| Alli | Conroy | custom | 2 | 2:18 |
| Doug | MacKay | 15km custom | 2 | 2:00 |
| Rob | Ruff | 18.5 km custom | 1 | 1:53 |
| laddie | hannam | 15km custom | 2 | 1:39 |
| Lorraine | Suomi | custom | 1 | 1:30 |
| Karl | Jensen | 12km custom | 2 | 1:28 |
| Wendy | Montgomery | 11.5km custom | 2 | 1:02 |
| Afraid of the puddles? |
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| Gilles | Barbeau | -1 | DNS | |
| Patricia | Jensen | -1 | Slept In | |
| Kristie | Congram | -1 | DNS | |
| Pano | Skrivanos | -1 | DNS | |
| * garbage
collected ** EH |
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At the 4th annual event we were greeted with fantastic weather, a great participant turnout, and an excellent aid station run by the one and only Mick McGuire.
Congratulations to Gary, Ted, and Patricia for their recording breaking 20km run times.
One bonus point went to Berglind for volunteering, without delay, for future CFA duties and one to Desmond for picking up garbage albeit it was a doggie poop bag. Eventhough, he did insist it was empty, we can never be certain.
Mike Wakefield received two bonus points, one for picking up garbage and the other for presenting me, the Event Host, with a bouquet of maple leaves. Yes, this EH can be bought.
There was a great turnout at the Raven for our post race party. Amongst the draw prizes were two Trail Runner Magazine subscriptions, a variety of Kinesys products, great swag from North Shore Athletics, and three passes to Body World 3 – The Anatomical Exhibition of Real Human Bodies.
This is my last year as the host of this event and I am very pleased to introduce Ann Taylor who will take over for next year. Currently, I am working on my next CFA project which will be an epic adventure in Squamish. For those of you who know me well there will be no technical trails, no hiding in bushes and lots of uphill running.
Thanks to all who participated and, of course, to our sponsors. See you all again next year!
19 Starters
19 Finishers
Thank you to everyone who participated in this year's "Wendy's Get Your Fat Ass Off the Couch".
I am sure that a few people were having second thoughts about running the event as they listened to the downpour throughout the night. Luckily, we were rewarded with a great day that was warm and got progressively sunnier as time passed.
Thank you to the group that waited for me as I lifted myself out of the mud. We may have broken the course record if we had not had to stop. We missed it by one minute.
It was great to see a number of new faces and to have such a big group get together for the post race event.
The award for the best run of the day has to go to Sibylle Tinsel for her 26 minute PB over last year. Check out Sibylle's blog about the run.
| First Name | Last Name | Time | Points |
| Jeb | Breckenridge | 1:48 | 1 |
| Bill | Dagg | 1:48 | 2 |
| Desmond | Mott | 1:48 | 2 |
| Wendy | Montgomery | 1:48 | 3 |
| Chris | Benn | 1:48 | 2 |
| Paul | Cubbon | 1:48 | 2 |
| Blair | Simonite | 1:49 | 1 |
| Derrick | Johnstone | 2:00 | 1 |
| Doug | MacKay | 2:00 | 2 |
| Ryan | Reilly | 2:32 | 2 |
| Caroline | Lepard | 2:32 | 2 |
| Gilles | Barbeau | 2:33 | 1 |
| Sibylle | Tinsel | 2:34 | 2 |
| Karl | Jensen | 2:34 | 2 |
| Craig | Moore | 2:47 | 2 |
| Custom Course | |||
| Adam | Shih | 2:47 | 2 |
| Cheryl | Johnson | 2:42 | 2 |
| Patricia | Barry | 2:42 | 2 |
| Eileen | Bistrisky | 2:47 | 2 |
Cheryl Johnson happily refueling at the Raven's post run brunch.
Listening to the torrential rains the night before Wendy's Get Your Fat Ass Off The Couch Run was not encouraging. I was trying to get excited about running for 3 hours soaking wet, cold and miserable. In principle, I like running in the rain, feeling the rain drops on my face, jumping through the puddles and getting all nice and warm in the shower afterward. But this particular morning, I felt tired and not up to dealing with the additional challenge of the elements.
Alas, I was signed-up and I knew Pat would be in front of my house to car pool to the start at 7:45. The sky looked promising when we headed east on the highway to meet the other runners at the Ron Andrews Rec Centre and by the time we got out of the car to greet Wendy, it had stopped raining. The temperature were in the mid-teens. It felt like warm air was pushing the rain clouds away. Most runners at the start line sported way too much clothes for the dry skies and rising temperatures. As soon as we were heading up the road on Berkely to the trailhead, I pulled off my rain gear. Short sleeves and tights were just fine for me.
There were 19 Club Fat Ass members looping up and down the trails on lower Seymour Mountain. I broke my pattern of being the involuntary sweep and joined the group around Craig Moore, Gilles Barbereau, Caroline Lepard, Ryan Reilly and Karl Jensen. Figuring I could always fall back to my usual group should the pace catch-up to me, I played guide, preventing the "fast" guys from taking short cuts ;-) This was my 3rd time running Wendy's course and I didn't need to consult the directions, which made us save a few minutes.
Our chitter chatter kept us running at a good pace - for me anyway. Thankfully, the guys like to walk the uphills...giving me a breather. Conversation hopped from bold mushroom hunters (did you know that there are old mushroom hunter, bold mushroom hunters, but not very many bold,old mushroom hunters), to the Double (now Vancouver 100), to the Western States 100 Endurance Run (Gilles is eyeing this one and was getting loads of advise and info from both Karl, a seasoned 100 mile runner, and Craig, of "Double" fame) and back to The Double. Did I hear anybody say The Triple?
The trails were beautifull. Sunlight illuminating squeeky clean, bight yellow maple leafs among the evergreen rain forest.
By the time I had rescued the guys from a serious shortcut up the powerline my legs were tired and I had trouble hanging on. A beautifully winding trail following up a ridgeline and then down to huge mud puddles revived me. Unfortunately, the rest of the gang smelled the barn as well and as soon as we hit the pavement Karl and I were rather unceremoniusly left in the dust. So much for playing guide...
In the end my time was 26 minutes faster than last year. I am quite sore and happy today. Thanks, gang!
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| Name | Home town | Total Time |
| 1 | Geoffrey Palmer | Delta, BC | 4:10 |
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| Name | Home town | Total Time |
| 1 | Scott Riddell | North Vancouver, BC | 1:47 |
| 1 | Kyle McCoy | Georgia, USA | 1:47 |
| 3 | Chris Benn | Vancouver, BC | 1:47 ? |
| 4 | Desmond Mott | North Vancouver, BC | 1:53 |
| 5 | Ron Adams | North Vancouver, BC | 2:08:12 |
| 5 | Gary Robbins | Pemberton, BC | 2:08:12 |
| 7 | Melissa Pace | North Vancouver, BC | 2:10:53 |
| 7 | Catherine Harrison | Vancouver, BC | 2:10:53 |
| 9 | Kevin Harrison | Vancouver, BC | 1:55 |
| 10 | Derrick Johnstone | Vancouver, BC | 2:11 |
| 10 | Rob Ruff | Surrey, BC | 2:11 |
| 12 | Wendy Montgomery | Brackendale, BC | 2:19 |
| 12 | Kathy Nomura | Burnaby, BC | 2:19 |
| 12 | Mike Palethorpe | Vancouver, BC | 2:19 |
| 15 | Patricia Barry | Vancouver, BC | 3:00:23 |
| 15 | Sibylle Tinsel | North Vancouver, BC | 3:00:23 |
17 starters
17 Finishers
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| Name | Home town | Total Time |
| 1 | Wendy Montgomery | North Vancouver, BC | 4:28:03 |
| 1 | Glenn Pacé | North Vancouver, BC | 4:28:03 |
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| Name | Home town | Total Time |
| 1 | Eunice Walaska | Mission, BC | 2:08:26 |
| 1 | Bill Dagg | Vancouver, BC | 2:08:26 |
| 1 | Ean Jackson | North Vancouver, BC | 2:08:26 |
Lower Loop (10K - out with 2 broken ribs!)
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| Name | Home town |