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Get Your Fat Ass Off the Couch - 2007 Results

Thanks to all who participated in this years inaugural Ann’s Get Your Fat Ass Off The Couch.

The day was met with grey skies and rainy conditions but 30 diehards showed up for a great run. I’m sure many considered staying in their nice cozy beds….but how guilty would we have felt?!

The course was very slippery, muddy and wet. There was one extremely large deep puddle that added the adventure element….I was wondering whether we had rounded Lizard Lake early!

The 10km runaway winner was Greg Barreca in a smoking 59 minutes. The 20 km distance was made a little longer to make it a true 20 km. Ron Katzman and Chris Benn came in at 1 hour 55 minutes with Des Mott following close behind.

Gottfried greeted us at the top of homestead with some delicious baking and homemade wine…what a pleasant surprise. The rear of the field was brought in by Pat Barry, Sibylle Tinsel, Cheryl Johnson and Rhonda Schuler, who missed Gottfried's superb aidstation.

The wind up brunch was held at Mosquito Creek and draw prizes were won by Heather, Sophia, Berg, Karl and Lorraine. Gottfried came through again with the donation of his homemade wine and Trail Runner magazine donated 2 subscriptions for a year.

Thanks again to all who participated in making this a fun and successful run…it is hard to follow in Wendy’s shoes. I look forward to seeing everyone on the trails

Ann


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Any photos of the days can be posted to Flickr, added to the Club Fat Ass Flickr group and tagged with GetYourFatAssOffTheCouch2007 and ClubFatAssEvents.

First Name Last Name Event Points Time
Big Chesterfield 20km
Chris Benn Big Chesterfield - 20km 1 1:55
Ran Katzman Big Chesterfield - 20km 2 1:55
Jennifer D'Aoust Big Chesterfield - 20km 1 2:00
desmond mott Big Chesterfield - 20km 2 2:02
Penny Jakobsen Big Chesterfield - 20km 2 2:05
Ann Taylor Big Chesterfield - 20km 3** 2:05
susan seager Big Chesterfield - 20km 1 2:06
Arlee MacAulay Big Chesterfield - 20km 2 2:20
Jim Mendelli Big Chesterfield - 20km 1 2:20
Melissa Pace Big Chesterfield - 20km 1 2:20
Cynnimon Rain Big Chesterfield - 20km 2 2:20
Patricia Barry Big Chesterfield - 20km 3* 2:52
Sibylle Tinsel Big Chesterfield - 20km 3* 2:52
Cushy Couch 10 Km
Greg Barreca Cushy Couch - 10km 1 0:58
John Machray Cushy Couch - 10km 1 1:02
Heather King Cushy Couch - 10km 2 1:03
Sophia Sagur Cushy Couch - 10km 2 1:03
Berglind Hafsteinsdottir Big Chesterfield - 20km *2 1:10
Custom Courses
rhonda schuller 15km custom 1 2:30
Cheryl Johnson 15km custom 2 2:20
Elke Bauer 18.5 km custom 1 2:20
Alli Conroy custom 2 2:18
Doug MacKay 15km custom 2 2:00
Rob Ruff 18.5 km custom 1 1:53
laddie hannam 15km custom 2 1:39
Lorraine Suomi custom 1 1:30
Karl Jensen 12km custom 2 1:28
Wendy Montgomery 11.5km custom 2 1:02
Afraid of the puddles?
Gilles Barbeau -1 DNS
Patricia Jensen -1 Slept In
Kristie Congram -1 DNS
Pano Skrivanos -1 DNS
       
* garbage collected
** EH


2006

Wendy's Get Your Fat Ass Off The Couch Run - 2006
Starter Photo - left half
Wendy's Get Your Fat Ass Off The Couch Run - 2006
 Starter Photo - right half (Thanks to Mick for his rather unorthodox way to capture our group ;-)

Check out photos of the day on the Club Fat Ass Flickr Page.
 

At the 4th annual event we were greeted with fantastic weather, a great participant turnout, and an excellent aid station run by the one and only Mick McGuire. 

Congratulations to Gary, Ted, and Patricia for their recording breaking 20km run times. 

One bonus point went to Berglind for volunteering, without delay, for future CFA duties and one to Desmond for picking up garbage albeit it was a doggie poop bag.  Eventhough, he did insist it was empty, we can never be certain. Undecided Mike Wakefield received two bonus points, one for picking up garbage and the other for presenting me, the Event Host, with a bouquet of maple leaves.  Yes, this EH can be bought.

There was a great turnout at the Raven for our post race party.  Amongst the draw prizes were two Trail Runner Magazine subscriptions, a variety of Kinesys products, great swag from North Shore Athletics, and three passes to Body World 3 – The Anatomical Exhibition of Real Human Bodies. 

This is my last year as the host of this event and I am very pleased to introduce Ann Taylor who will take over for next year.  Currently, I am working on my next CFA project which will be an epic adventure in Squamish.  For those of you who know me well there will be no technical trails, no hiding in bushes and lots of uphill running. 

Thanks to all who participated and, of course, to our sponsors.  See you all again next year!

 
 
Place First Name Last Name Event Finishing Time Comments Points
1 Troy Angrignon Cushy Couch - 10km 1:02    2
2 Rob Jones Cushy Couch - 10km 1:02    1
3 Baldwin Lee Cushy Couch - 10km 1:02    2
4 Wendy Montgomery Cushy Couch - 10km 1:02   3*
5 Melissa Pace Cushy Couch - 10km 1:02    2
6 David Jenkins Cushy Couch - 10km 1:11 10km + a hill  2
7 Arlene MacAulay Cushy Couch - 10km 1:11 10km + a hill  2
8 Betty Wiens Cushy Couch - 10km 1:11 10km + a hill  2
9 Mike Campagne Cushy Couch - 10km 1:20 10km ++  2
10 Meghan  Jones Cushy Couch - 10km 1:40    2
11 Hector Diakow Cushy Couch - 10km 1:40    2
             
Place First Name Last Name Event Finishing Time Comments Points
1 Gary Robbins Regular 20km 1:28    2
2 Ted Lawson Regular 20km 1:28    1
3 Patricia Jensen Regular 20km 1:36    2
4 desmond mott Regular 20km 1:36   3**
5 Ran Katzman Regular 20km 1:48    1
6 Bill Dagg Regular 20km 1:48    1
7 Rob macdonald Regular 20km 1:49    2
8 Geoffrey Palmer Regular 20km 1:49    2
9 Rob Ruff Regular 20km 1:49    2
10 Michael Wardas Regular 20km 1:49    2
11 Corey Doell Regular 20km 1:57  
12 Shannon Berardo Regular 20km 2:01    1
13 Jordan Back Regular 20km 2:01    1
14 Elke Bauer Regular 20km 2:05    2
15 Robert Buchan Regular 20km 2:05    2
16 Berglind Hafsteinsdottir Regular 20km 2:05    3****
17 Amy MacArthur Regular 20km 2:05    1
18 Doug MacKay Regular 20km 2:05    2
19 Kim Taylor Regular 20km 2:05    2
20 Ruby Willis Regular 20km 2:05    2
21 Doug Keir Regular 20km 2:05    2
22 Ean Jackson Regular 20km 2:05    1
23 Gilles Barbeau Regular 20km 2:05    2
24 Patricia Barry Regular 20km 2:11    2
25 Sarah Browne Regular 20km 2:12    2
26 Laddie Hannam Regular 20km 2:17    1
27 Lorraine Suomi Regular 20km 2:17    2
28 Karl Jensen Regular 20km 2:17    2
29 Mike Wakefield Regular 20km 2:18    4***
30 Keith Nichol Regular 20km 2:32    2
32 Jennifer Hiebert Regular 20km 2:39    2
33 Michele Sherstan Regular 20km 2:39    2
34 Sibylle Tinsel Regular 20km 2:39    2
31 Eileen Bistrisky Regular 20km 2:40    2
35 Mick McGuire Aid Station No Time   1
             
1
Claude
Laverge
Regular 20km DNS
  -1
2
Caroline
Lepard
Regular 20km DNS   -1
3
Daniel
Probst
Regular 20km DNS   0
4
Ryan
Reilly
Regular 20km DNS   -1
5
Glenn Pace
Regular 20km DNS   -1
6
Alana
Arnold
Cushy Couch - 10km DNS   -1
7
Tara
Jackson
Cushy Couch - 10km DNS   -1
8
Stephen
Keeley
Cushy Couch - 10km DNS   -1
9
Judi
Wannamaker
Cushy Couch - 10km DNS   -1
 *      Event Host Point
**     Bonus Point for picking up garbage
***   Bonus Points for the bouquet of fall leaves ;-) and garbage pick up
**** Bonus Points for offering to volunteer at the CFA Steering Committee 

2005 - Year 3


15 October 2005 - Starter Photo

 

19 Starters
19 Finishers

Thank you to everyone who participated in this year's "Wendy's Get Your Fat Ass Off the Couch".

I am sure that a few people were having second thoughts about running the event as they listened to the downpour throughout the night. Luckily, we were rewarded with a great day that was warm and got progressively sunnier as time passed.

Thank you to the group that waited for me as I lifted myself out of the mud. We may have broken the course record if we had not had to stop. We missed it by one minute.

It was great to see a number of new faces and to have such a big group get together for the post race event.

The award for the best run of the day has to go to Sibylle Tinsel for her 26 minute PB over last year. Check out Sibylle's blog about the run.

First NameLast NameTimePoints
JebBreckenridge1:481
BillDagg1:482
DesmondMott1:482
Wendy Montgomery1:483
ChrisBenn1:482
PaulCubbon1:482
BlairSimonite1:491
DerrickJohnstone2:001
DougMacKay2:002
RyanReilly2:322
CarolineLepard2:322
GillesBarbeau2:331
SibylleTinsel2:342
KarlJensen2:342
CraigMoore2:472
 
Custom Course
AdamShih2:472
CherylJohnson2:422
PatriciaBarry2:422
EileenBistrisky2:472

 

Club Fat Ass, Trail Running, Vancouver, Cheryl Johnson Cheryl Johnson happily refueling at the Raven's post run brunch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Getting My Behind Off The Couch

Listening to the torrential rains the night before Wendy's Get Your Fat Ass Off The Couch Run was not encouraging. I was trying to get excited about running for 3 hours soaking wet, cold and miserable. In principle, I like running in the rain, feeling the rain drops on my face, jumping through the puddles and getting all nice and warm in the shower afterward. But this particular morning, I felt tired and not up to dealing with the additional challenge of the elements.

Alas, I was signed-up and I knew Pat would be in front of my house to car pool to the start at 7:45. The sky looked promising when we headed east on the highway to meet the other runners at the Ron Andrews Rec Centre and by the time we got out of the car to greet Wendy, it had stopped raining. The temperature were in the mid-teens. It felt like warm air was pushing the rain clouds away. Most runners at the start line sported way too much clothes for the dry skies and rising temperatures. As soon as we were heading up the road on Berkely to the trailhead, I pulled off my rain gear. Short sleeves and tights were just fine for me.

There were 19 Club Fat Ass members looping up and down the trails on lower Seymour Mountain. I broke my pattern of being the involuntary sweep and joined the group around Craig Moore, Gilles Barbereau, Caroline Lepard, Ryan Reilly and Karl Jensen. Figuring I could always fall back to my usual group should the pace catch-up to me, I played guide, preventing the "fast" guys from taking short cuts ;-) This was my 3rd time running Wendy's course and I didn't need to consult the directions, which made us save a few minutes.

Our chitter chatter kept us running at a good pace - for me anyway. Thankfully, the guys like to walk the uphills...giving me a breather. Conversation hopped from bold mushroom hunters (did you know that there are old mushroom hunter, bold mushroom hunters, but not very many bold,old mushroom hunters), to the Double (now Vancouver 100), to the Western States 100 Endurance Run (Gilles is eyeing this one and was getting loads of advise and info from both Karl, a seasoned 100 mile runner, and Craig, of "Double" fame) and back to The Double. Did I hear anybody say The Triple?Club Fat Ass, Trail Running, Nature

The trails were beautifull. Sunlight illuminating squeeky clean, bight yellow maple leafs among the evergreen rain forest.

By the time I had rescued the guys from a serious shortcut up the powerline my legs were tired and I had trouble hanging on. A beautifully winding trail following up a ridgeline and then down to huge mud puddles revived me. Unfortunately, the rest of the gang smelled the barn as well and as soon as we hit the pavement Karl and I were rather unceremoniusly left in the dust. So much for playing guide...

In the end my time was 26 minutes faster than last year. I am quite sore and happy today. Thanks, gang!


2004 - Year 2


2004 Finisher Party
Geoff Palmer, has done it again!
The transplanted Winnipeger who set a distance record in this years running of Mountain Highway Madness did it again at "Wendy's Get Your Fat Ass Off the Couch" by running the longest distance of the day and finishing in 4:10. This Manitoba flatlander has dominated our local mountains in a true test of endurance. Congratulations!

With the fear that we would be running in the rain, it turned out to be a fairly dry Saturday morning when 17 brave souls congregated at the Ron Andrews Rec Centre for the 2nd running of this Club Fat Ass event.
The short course was led and a course record set by Kyle McCoy from Georgia , USA and local Scott Riddel, finishing in a time of 1:47. They were followed close behind by Chris Benn and fourth place finisher Desmond Mott. The first women across the finish line were Melissa Pace and Catherine Harrison in a time of 2:10.
At this time, I only know of two participants that were briefly lost, Mike Palethorpe and Kathy Nomura. Fortunately, they met up with Sibylle who pointed them in the right direction.
With a bit more tweaking of the course descriptions and the addition of a third distance, I hope next year's race will be an even bigger success... but don't count on the big ticket draw prizes for a third year in a row. ☺
Thank you to everyone who participated in my event and don't forget to sign up for the two November events on the BC Club Fat Ass calendar: Nov 20 "Go Deep or Go Home 80/20" and "Mike and Melissa's Fun Run" on November 27. I hope to see everyone there!
Wendy Montgomery
Host of Wendy's Get Your Fat Ass Off The Couch Run

Custom Course (34K)

 


Name

Home town

Total Time

1 Geoffrey Palmer Delta, BC 4:10

Short Course (20K)

 


Name

Home town

Total Time

1

Scott Riddell

North Vancouver, BC 1:47
1 Kyle McCoy Georgia, USA 1:47
3 Chris Benn Vancouver, BC 1:47 ?
4 Desmond Mott North Vancouver, BC 1:53
5 Ron Adams North Vancouver, BC 2:08:12
5 Gary Robbins Pemberton, BC 2:08:12
7 Melissa Pace North Vancouver, BC 2:10:53
7 Catherine Harrison Vancouver, BC 2:10:53
9 Kevin Harrison Vancouver, BC 1:55
10 Derrick Johnstone Vancouver, BC 2:11
10 Rob Ruff Surrey, BC 2:11
12 Wendy Montgomery Brackendale, BC 2:19
12 Kathy Nomura Burnaby, BC 2:19
12 Mike Palethorpe Vancouver, BC 2:19
15 Patricia Barry Vancouver, BC 3:00:23
15 Sibylle Tinsel North Vancouver, BC 3:00:23

17 starters
17 Finishers

2003 - Year 1

Inaugural Run 2003

Long Course (35K)

 


Name

Home town

Total Time

1 Wendy Montgomery North Vancouver, BC 4:28:03
1 Glenn Pacé North Vancouver, BC 4:28:03

Short Course (20K)

 


Name

Home town

Total Time

1 Eunice Walaska Mission, BC 2:08:26
1 Bill Dagg Vancouver, BC 2:08:26
1 Ean Jackson North Vancouver, BC 2:08:26

Lower Loop (10K - out with 2 broken ribs!)

 


Name

Home town