Vancouver New Year's Day Fat Ass 50 Run and Freeze Your Fat Ass Swim

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Thank you for registering online and in advance.

This is a Club Fat Ass (CFA) event, so we adhere to CFA event management guidelines and privacy policy. Please complete the whole form. Your personal information is required in case I need to contact you... or your next of kin! Also, to make sure I spell your name right in the results. The other information helps me to plan any aid or post-event activities. Please help me to host a safer, better event by registering early and by notifying me if you can't make it. I'm constantly looking for ways to improve, so please share your thoughts or questions with me in the Suggestion Box below. After you click on "Submit" below, your registration details will be confirmed.

Ean Jackson
Your Club Fat Ass Event Host

Agenda

Best you print this and the course description off if you don't want to get lost! Go to the bottom of this page and click on "printer-friendly version" for best results

Tuesday 1 January 2009

07:00? Drag your sorry, hung-over carcass out of bed. Check the weather. Be sure to print off this agenda and the course description!
08:30 Arrive at Brockton Track, Stanley Park, Vancouver. Check-in next to the fire hydrant in front of the change rooms.
08:50 Welcome and final briefing
08:55 Photo
09:00 Start
11:00 First 25K finisher
13:00 First 50K finisher
16:00 Brunch and celebration - Mosquito Creek Grill, North Vancouver

Course

Despite the detailed description and warnings (e.g. If in doubt, read the directions!!), people get lost on the course every year. Consider it a rite of passage.

This is an informal, environmentally-friendly event. Be sure to print this agenda and the course description and bring them with you on the first of January as there are no flags, marshalls or other directions. (I recommend you put them in a plastic baggie, as they will otherwise surely turn to mush.) Better yet, train on the course and bring the directions.

Getting to the Start

The start and finish is at Brockton Oval in Stanley Park in downtown Vancouver. Follow the signs as if you were going to the aquarium. Just past the aquarium, take the road to your right and follow it to Brockton Oval. Best to park in the lot nearest the change rooms, as that's where the start is. Note that it's pay parking.


What to Bring?

  • bring your New Years resolutions. (New: Use the New Years athletic resolution logger to keep yourself honest!)
  • own race number (for example, your favorite or most exotic race)
  • bring your own aid (if you don't know what that is, better wait another year)
  • bring your own official timing system (a watch will do, even if the second hand doesn't work)
  • bring a change of clothes and shower stuff for afterward
  • Freeze Your Fat Ass 50. Celebrate surviving the Fat Ass 50 and kick-off the new year with a 50 second (or longer) "polar bear" swim in Burrard Inlet. Bring a towel and, if you want, a bathing suit.
  • there's no cost to enter if you're a member of Club Fat Ass, but bring a few bucks to pay for parking, to buy yourself some junk food along the way and for the finisher party

Post-Run Brunch

  • runners, friends and family are encouraged to meet afterwards for brunch and beverages at the Mosquito Creek Grill...about 10 minutes from the finish in North Vancouver.
  • From Brockton Oval in Stanley Park, drive down to the water and turn left (you can't turn right!) Go to the end of the road, up the hill and onto Lions Gate Bridge heading toward the north shore. Stay in the right lane (North Vancouver) then turn left at the first set of lights (Capilano Road.) Go straight about a kilometer then go right onto Highway #1 East. Take the first exit (Westview) and go to the shopping mall on the north side of the street where you will find the Mosquito Creek Grill. (Call 604-983-3083 if you get lost.)
  • Great runner food. New liquor license means no kids, sorry. May be some draw and recognition prizes. Manager Kelly Nielson has offered up a free pint for all runners and crew, so bring a thirst!

Notes

  • it's not a race, but we do keep track of your times so you have something to compare to next year
  • we hope everyone will run the same course, but won't disqualify folks for getting lost and running extra distance
  • this event is not sponsored, sanctioned, permitted or anything else that would qualify it as an official event
  • parking, showers and change facilities (08:30 to 16:00) are available at Brockton Oval. It's pay parking: 2 hours for $1 or all day for $3. The machines take credit cards. The showers are lukewarm
  • results will be submitted to the the media for the sake of posterity. We often get coverage on the television news. It seems a lot of people think we are nutbars because we do this
  • expect rain, maybe snow, some trails, some pavement, some old friends and maybe some new

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Course

Please print out this course description (scroll down for a printer-friendly version) and bring it with you in a plastic baggie to the start. For a satellite view of the course from data Rick Arikado downloaded from his GPS after the 2006 event please click here.  And here is a map view of the current course.

Time
(4:45 finish)

Description
Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50

km

08:30

meet at Brockton Oval washrooms, just in front of the track. (Go right just after the aquarium.)

 


09:00

start - Brockton Oval fire hydrant - everyone together for first 20 minutes!

00.0

 


Stanley Park Trails. This 6.3 km section of the route is for the most part on tame dirt trails that contour the shoreline. Be sure to look up and around as you pass through the ancient old growth Douglas firs.

 


 


- straight along Kinglet Trail to Lumberman's Arch, pass on the left of orange concession stand and rejoin trail

00.6

 


- straight along trail (right at only fork) to Pipeline Road and bridge. Straight across road, then go right at the "Beaver Lake Interpretive Trail" sign and descend trail marked 'No Cycling Environmentally Sensitive' down to creek

01.4

 


- turn left at creek and zigzag up the creek until you reach Beaver Lake. Go right at the lake and continue along lakeside path

 


 


- go right at the next 2 forks. You should be back on a narrow trail that borders a small creek (North Creek Trail)

01.9

 


- zigzag up the creek, over a couple little bridges until trail merges into gravel access road

 


 


- follow gravel road straight up until you reach the paved road. (Don't go left or right at the "T"!) Cross the paved road carefully and rejoin small trail directly in front of you

02.5

 


- follow small trail through trees, then left on large gravel path (Avison Trail.) Continue along trail to highway bridge with lion statues, then along sidewalk to Prospect Point washrooms (first building.)

 


09:20

Reference Point (RP) #1 - water / washrooms at Prospect Point - faster folks can now put the hammer down

03.1

 


- take crosswalk opposite washrooms to regain wide gravel trail. Stay right at trail intersection then cross paved road onto gravel road that leads downhill toward water. After 50m, go right down gravel road (Siwash Rock Trail)

03.4

 


- continue downhill to the cliff edge, then stay left on gravel road. Follow along cliff edge through blowdown of 2006, then steeply uphill to a lover's bench. Note WW2 lookout bunker above Siwash Rock (the little island) on your right.

04.6

 


- turn right after the bench onto the larger gravel road and continue downhill to Third Beach washrooms and concession

05.0

 


- after concession stand, follow the paved road straight ahead and slightly uphill. Take small trail on your left (away from water). This will take you to a paved road crossing after about 50m. Cross road and turn right onto large trail that parallels the road. (Rawlings Trail.)

 


 


- follow Rawlings Trail until you come to a wooden shelter at a major trail intersection. Turn right and cross the road to Second Beach pool and concession stand

06.3

09:30

- at concession stand, go left and stay on paved seawall trail

 


 


The Sea Wall. This 13.4 km section of the route follows the ocean shore back to the woods along one of Vancouver’s most popular paths.

 


 


- continue along seawall to English Bay bath house (site of big polar bear swim on return leg). Fountain may be working.

07.5

 


- follow seawall to Burrard Bridge. Immediately before bridge, cut left through parking lot next to Aquatic Center. Cross street and follow path on near side of bridge. Go up stairs, turn right onto bridge.

08.8

 


- cross to Kitsilano on bridge sidewalk closest to English Bay

09.5

 


- at end of bridge, south of big green apartment building, turn right at the first street (Chestnut St). Note there is no sidewalk for the first bit on the east side of Chestnut. Watch for cars! Follow to Maritime Museum (big A-frame) at the end of Chestnut

10.8

 


- pass the totem pole at the Marine Museum then go left on the ocean side trail that contours Kits Point to Kits Beach

 


10:00

RP #2 - water / washrooms at Kitsilano Beach (junk food is 2 blocks east at Mac's Milk - Maple Avenue at Cornwall and Starbucks is across the street at Yew and Cornwall)

11.0

 


- continue along trail near to water past Kits Pool, then take paved trail past Kitsilano Yacht Club where it turns into dirt path. At end of path, take concrete stairs up to street and run up one short block to Point Grey Road

11.9

 


- go right on Point Grey Road. Stay on sidewalk 7 blocks to Alma Street then straight along beach past Vancouver Yacht Club. Zig left, then right onto trail at Jericho Beach parking lot

13.8

 


- continue along beachfront path past Locarno Beach water fountain. Look for other resolution runners milling around here.

15.5

10:30

RP #3 - water / washrooms at Spanish Banks (last concession stand)

16.7

 


Pacific Spirit Park. This 7.7 km section to the turnaround is on dirt trails that range from rooty and muddy to wheelchair-accessible.

 


 


- continue 250m along beachfront path to bridge over a salmon stream. Turn left into Pacific Spirit Park. Climb almost to top of ravine, then first right through 'no bikes' gate onto Admirality Trail

 


 


- take Admirality Trail west parallel to beach along the escarpment to the end

18.6

 


- go left (south) on Salish Trail. There's a long, tough uphill. Go past school on left to Chancellor Blvd. Cross street and reenter Salish Trail directly opposite

19.5

 


- continue along Salish Trail past UBC golf course (on left) to University Blvd. Cross street and take Cleveland Trail (the one on the left, nearest the golf course)

20.7

 


- continue straight on Cleveland Trail to the park offices (some trailers) at 16th Avenue.

 


11:00

RP #4 – Park office. Water / washrooms

21.5

 


- Cross street and turn right (toward UBC) following trail next to woods. Rejoin Salish Trail on left after about 400m

 


 


- continue along Salish to t-intersection (Powerline trail.) This is where a lot of folks get lost. Turn left and go 125m uphill

23.3

 


- rejoin Salish trail on right, then continue on Salish to junction with Clinton trail and a clearing with a garbage can and wooden bench. Go right, then left and along trail next to the paved roadway (SW Marine Drive).

 


 


- continue about 700m parallel to road to the park sign (Southwest Marine Drive, Comosun Street and 41st Avenue.)

 


11:15

Half Way - RP #5 - Southwest Marine/41st/Comosun. This is a good place to have someone meet you if it's your first 50K

25.0

 


- follow larger path back to the smaller trail and go right to the clearing with garbage can and bench. Take large trail on left (Salish) to Powerline Trail. Turn left.

 


 


- follow Powerline 120m, then turn right onto Salish Trail. Stay on Salish until you get to 16th Avenue

 


 


- go right approx. 300m on trail parallel to road next to the woods. Cross street to park office

 


11:30

RP #4 - water / washrooms at park office.

27.2

 


- run straight along Cleveland Trail to University Blvd. Cross the street carefully. Regain Salish Trail at the corner of the golf course (diagonal to left)

 


 


- at major trail intersection keep running straight. At Chancellor Blvd., cross street and regain Salish Trail at far left of the school

 


 


- descend long hill to bottom, right onto Admirality Trail before you get to the street

 


 


- follow Admirality Trail back along escarpment to end. Turn left down hill back to the beach and right on bike path

 


11:50

RP #3 - water / washrooms at Spanish Banks

32.3

 


The Sea Wall. This 13.4 km section of the route follows the ocean shore back to the Stanley Park. Yes, that’s it way off in the distance!

 


 


- retrace steps along bike path then straight along Point Grey Road until at curves to the left at Bayswater, then up little hill and left at Trafalgar Street to beach. Descend stairs, turn right and follow beach trail to Kits Beach

 


12:40

RP #2 - water / washrooms at Kits Beach

37.9

 


- retrace steps around Kits Point. At the A-frame (Marine Museum), go right after the totem pole then angle left and turn right onto Chestnut Street. At the corner of Cornwall (big green apartment) go left and onto the Burrard Bridge

 


 


- At far end of bridge, go down stairs on left. Cross road and turn right onto paved seawall path behind the pool

 


 


- pass gathering crowd of polar bear swimmers at Sunset Beach. If the crowd is too thick, take the upper bike path

 


 


- past the crowds, return to seawall and follow to Second Beach concession. (Washroom, fountain may be working.) At the concession, turn right.

45.4

 


- Cross road at crosswalk when it is safe. Continue straight (east) on path that parallels a little river then contours north side of Lost Lagoon. When you reach the tall buildings, go left through the pedestrian tunnel, then go left when you reach the seawall.

 


 


- follow the seawall path with the ocean and the city skyline to your right. Pass the big white rowing club and yacht club and Deadman's Island. Pass the totem poles and say "Hi" to the statue of Harry Jerome breaking the tape. You should be able to smell the barn!

 


 


- pass under the white and red lighthouse. The Brocton Oval track should soon be in view on your left. Look for a short staircasewith a paved road directly opposite. Go left and carefully cross the road. (Note: if you reach the mermaid statue in the water, go back!)

 


 


- Zone in on the fire hydrant and sprint!

 


13:45

finish - Brockton Oval fire hydrant. Kiss it! You're done.

50.0

 


- now run 100m back to the beach and jump in Burrard Inlet or someone might call you a wimp. You will need to get the plastic entry card to enter the change rooms. If showers at the track are not warm or they are closed, call Vancouver Parks and Rec at 604-257-8400 to complain.

 


15:30 -
17:30

celebrate – Mosquito Creek Grill – Westview Mall at Westview Drive and Highway #1, North Vancouver (604-983-3083). We have about 50 seats reserved together until 4:30, after that they will open the area to general seating. Friends are welcome, but under 19 not allowed. (Sorry. Stupid BC liquor laws don't permit.) Free pint for runners and crew!

 


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How time flies?  It seems like only yesterday that we hosted the first Vancouver Fat Ass 50!  Some years were better for record keeping than others, so our apologies in advance if your name is missing:

 

2008 - Year 15 - Vancouver New Year's Day Fat Ass 50 Run and Freeze Your Fat Ass Swim - Results



2008 Vancouver NY Day Fat Ass 50 - 85 Starters

Yes, I guess you could say we kicked off 2008 on the right foot... or 2008 is off to a running start... or har, har har (add your own corny running-related play on words in the comments below!)

Just under 100 runners participated in the 15th running of this Vancouver tradition, and for some reason, we received an unusually large amount of media coverage this year. "What's the big deal?", I asked many of the runners as we enjoyed our little resolution run. It got me to thinking about what is normal and my circle of friends.

Take Gilles Barbeau, for example. For a warm-up, he and 9 friends ran our 50K course last week. Gilles ran a marathon yesterday and broke 5 hours today. Is Gilles normal?

Or Ellie Greenwood. Ellie finished 3rd overall, broke the woman's course record by a good bit but didn't appear to break a sweat. Then there's Gary Robbins: Partied until 3, took a spanking from Ellie, says he got lost, and still sets a new course record by opening a can of whoop-ass on the home stretch.

A lot of signups came in between Christmas and New Years, as if running a 50K was something folks do on a whim. I lost track of how many people whined about not running over the last 6 months (Craig, Sibylle...) and then waffle about whether they do 25 or 50K at Comosun and SW Marine. "Oh, Hell, we've run 25K with no training so why not double up and call it 50?" Is that normal?

Is it normal to drink 50 beers on New Years eve and hope to run 50K on New Years Day? How about with a bad Achilles tendon? Wade Repta gave it a try. He make it about 35K before deciding it would be better to save the Achilles than set a course record for drinking and running.

To my knowledge, none of the participants in this years' event tried to break the record of 5 minutes or more in the ocean after their run. Not sure why, because the water was almost tropical this year!

Benny the ultraPooch became the first dog I know of to complete the entire 50K distance. Thanks to Gottfried Grosser for being the hare and bringing Benny to the finish in well under 6 hours. For that accomplishment, Benny got steak for dinner.

The weatherman promised rain and high winds. The weatherman delivered temperatures around 6C, little or no wind and not a trace of rain. Thank you, weatherman! In the 15-year history of the event, I believe that's only the second time we’ve not been pissed on.

Mea culpa. I screwed up and left the shower key in my car. Sorry to those of you who ended up spending an hour or more jogging on the spot at the end of your 50K. Robbins, the one who waited for me the longest, also set the record for longest under the shower at around 30 minutes.

Many thanks to Danielle and Graham from Kintec for the great aid station, Pete Stace-Smith of Norco, Kintec and Baldwin Lee for the draw prizes, to the Fat Asses who picked up trash during their run and to the many people who helped measure the course and otherwise help during the year. Thank you, as well, to Tim, Craig and those of you who chipped in for the nice recognition trophy. Sibylle and I apprecite it very much.

The reporters at the start, Spanish Banks, the turnaround and the finish said their audience thought it wasn't normal to run, swim in the ocean or do anything at all active with a hangover on New Years day, for that matter. Too bad, they missed a good run!

To Caitlin from Texas, Penny who came from North Van, and all of you other first-timers, congrats, thanks for picking this run to loose your "virginity" and welcome to the fraternity of ultrarunners. Whatever distance you ran and for whatever time you spent in the ocean, congratulations on your accomplishment today. In my eyes, you are normal.

Happy, healthy 2008 and may all of your resolutions come to pass!

Ean Jackson
Host of the Vancouver New Years Day Fat Ass 50K

 

Preliminary 2008 Results

Here are the results I have from those of you who wrote your times down at the finsh or sent them to me in the interim. Please email me with your corrections and updates.


First Name

Last Name City/Town Age Event Points Time
Gary Robbins Squamish 30-39 50km 2 4:04
michael spagnut coquitlam 40-49 50km 2 4:05
Ellie Greenwood Vancouver 20-29 50km 2 4:06
Chris Benn Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 4:23
Matt Sessions Burnaby 40-49 50km 2 4:32
Allison Mackay North Vancouver 20-29 50km 2 4:41
Chad Hyson Vancouver 30-39 50km 2 4:46
John Neels Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 4:47
Susan Reynolds Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 4:47
glenn pace north vancouver 40-49 50km 2 4:49
Ran Katzman Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 4:51
Jon Mahoney Vernon 50-59 50km 1 4:54
Ron Adams North Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 4:55
Ryne Melcher North Vancouver 20-29 50km 2 4:58
Rick Arikado Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 4:59
Gilles Barbeau Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 4:59
Penny Jakobsen North Vancouver
40-49
50km 2 5:06
Rainy Kent Burnaby 50-59 50km 2 5:11
Gavin Tansley Burnaby 20-29 50km 2 5:11
Karl Jensen North Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 5:15
STEVE BARNES SURREY 40-49 50km 2 5:18
Rea Blyth North Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 5:18
Stephen Blyth north Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 5:18
Dan Daoust Coquitlam 40-49 50km 2 5:34
Ean Jackson North Vancouver 50-59 50km 4* *** 5:34
desmond mott n.vancouver 40-49 50km 3*** 5:34
gottfried grosser n van 60-69 50km 2 5:36
Benny The Dog       50km   5:36
Mike Olund Surrey 30-39 50km 2 5:37
Mike Richen Burnaby 30-31 50km 2 5:40
Rhonda Gallant Port Moody 40-49 50km 2 5:43
Keith Iwasaki Vancouver 30-39 50km 2 5:43
Mark MacRae Coquitlam 50-59 50km 2 5:43
Angela Spooner Port Coquitlam 50-59 50km 2 5:43
Keith Nichol Vancouver 50-59 50km 2 5:45
Kim Taylor West Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 5:47
Sonja Madsen Port Coquitlam 20-29 50km 2 5:48
Peter Stace-Smith Coquitlam 50-59 50km 2 5:48
Pete van Gaalen Coquitlam 40-49 50km 2 5:48
Keith Iwasaki Vancouver 30-39 50km 2 5:43
John Little Vancouver 60-69 50km 2 5:57
caitlin krouse austin 20-29 50km 2 6:01
Rob Ruff Surrey under 20 50km 2 6:01
Rick Smith Vancouver 50-59 50km 1 6:17
Craig Moore North Vancouver 40-49 50km 3 ****
6:55
Sibylle Tinsel North Vancouver 40-49 50km 3* 6:55
Arthur Gee Vancouver 60-69 50km 2 7:26
Terry Bushnell Vancouver 40-49 50km 2 ?
Ryan Conroy Vancouver 30-39 50km 2 ?
Dave Berg Burnaby 40-49 50km -1 DNS?
Benji Chu Richmond 40-49 50km -1 DNS?
Tracy Garneau Vernon 30-39 50km -1 DNS?
Nicola Gildersleeve North Vancouver 20-29 50km -1 DNS?
Patrick Hinds North Vancouver 40-49 50km -1 DNS?
John Machray North Vancouver 50-59 50km -1 DNS?
Daryl Spencer Kelowna 40-49 50km -1 DNS?
Patina Valiukas Surrey 20-29 50km -1 DNS?
             
Tim Wiens Vancouver 40-49 25km 2 1:59
Barbara Hughes Vancouver 30-39 25km 2 2:25
Steven Lowe Coquitlam 50-59 25km 2 2:25
julia schmidt calgary 20-29 25km 2 2:25
Gord Lord Coquitlam 40-49 25km 2 2:30
Sarah Weinkam Coquitlam 30-39 25km 2 2:30
Susan Blackwood Vancouver 30-39 25km 2 2:40
Katherine Thomas North Vancouver 30-39 25km 2 2:40
Jim Rupert Vancouver 40-49 25km 2 2:43
Carie Moran Port Coquitlam 30-39 25km