Our Club t-shirts have proven to be surprisingly popular with people from around the world who appreciate a great quality garment with a bit of attitude.
Do you have to be a Club member to get one? Nope!
Of course, everyone who commits to a full membership in the Club gets one for free, but we do have an inventory of the classic blue, black, green and a few of the yellow collector Club technical t-shirts set aside for friends of the Club.
Great quality. Great fit. Cool colours. If you are looking for a gift or something to turn heads at the pub, this is it!
We currently have the following styles and sizes available:
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 Club Fat Ass Wear Collectors Shirt - $40
Please note that new members signing up for an Annual Membership receive this shirt with the $75 membership here.
Introducing FatAssWear
- Designed by Club Fat Ass member Vanessa Fors, cut, sewn and screened in Vancouver
- Made of 100% antibacterial Chitosante Interlock polyester microfibre
- Biodegradable and environmentally friendly
- Durable and washable, piling resistant, breathable
- Odour resistant non-toxic, antistatic, fast drying
- Moisture wicking
- Long sleeved
- Yellow with purple screening for the girls and yellow with royal blue (thanks to Reagan and David Papineau for this suggestion) screening for the boys
- Mens shirts have a classic fit for comfort
- Womens shirts feature a form fitted cut
- Fabric has a bit of stretch and fits very nicely
On the front of the t-shirt:
The Club Fat Ass porker logo. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
On the back of the t-shirt:
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"free events for active people"
Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
On the right sleeve: www.clubfatass.com
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 Classic Black Shirt $25
- black for for men women
- Made of 3.7oz. 100% polyester microfibre, micro-waffle, mini-mesh fabric for moisture wicking
- Made in Canada, fabric from Canada
- Mens shirts have a classic fit for comfort
- Womens shirts feature a form fitted cut
On the front of the t-shirt:
The Club Fat Ass porker logo in orange. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
On the back of the t-shirt:
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle"
Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
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 Classic Blue Shirts $25
- baltic blue in men's sizes only
- Made of 3.7oz. 100% polyester microfibre, micro-waffle, mini-mesh fabric for moisture wicking
- Made in Canada, fabric from Canada
- Classic fit for comfort
On the front of the t-shirt:
The Club Fat Ass porker logo in white. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
On the back of the t-shirt:
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle"
Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
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 Classic Green Shirts $25
- moss green for for men and lime green for women
- Made of 3.7oz. 100% polyester microfibre, micro-waffle, mini-mesh fabric for moisture wicking
- Made in Canada, fabric from Canada
- Mens shirts have a classic fit for comfort
- Womens shirts feature a form fitted cut
On the front of the t-shirt:
The Club Fat Ass porker logo in orange (on the men's shirts) and in magenta (on the women's shirts. Subtle and informative, enough to turn heads and prompt the question, "What's Club Fat Ass?" from the cashier in the grocery store checkout line.
On the back of the t-shirt:
"I may be a fat ass, but I'm in front of you!"
"www.ClubFatAss.com "
"promoters of oddball athletic events and a healthy, outdoor lifestyle"
Provocative, but tasteful. It answers the question, "What is Club Fat Ass", but barely. The cashier checks out your butt.
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Shipping and applicable taxes extra. We ship world wide.
If you are looking for other Club Fat Ass merchandise (hoodies, cotton T's, thongs, mugs, postcards etc) please check out the Club Fat Ass Store.
Comments
WOW! Great T shirts
WOW! Great T shirts, unfortunately I came on your website late, sorry. Can I get men shirt (Medium Size) in black or blue. Your shirts are looking awesome to me. Red shirt is looking great to me too.
Yes, please use the order
Yes, please use the order form above.
SS T Shirt
Hi Sibylle,
I would like Men's black. I usually like a men's small because it can fit tight (body fit). What would the women's small be like? If it fits like a body fit, I would consider it.
Could I come by and pick it up today, Saturday afternoon?
Thanks,
Arthur
Shirt Pick Up
Hi Arthur,
A women's medium might fit you...although I think a men's M would be fine for you. They are not form fitted, also are not tents. We should be in this pm, but call ahead to make sure. I email you my #.
These are the short sleve shirts (mens)?
I only have one short sleve Fat Ass shirt and it is ancient. Maybe it time for a new one?
Hi Colin, Well, your red
Hi Colin,
Well, your red shirt from 2004 certainly held up well ;-)
Yes, the blue or black shirts are the short sleeve MEC ones. One of those should last you a decade...
You can come by for pick-up and pay me here, saves you the shipping.
Sibylle
Shirts are a great hit in Turkey
Sister still in Turkey?
The sister moved to Egypt
Sorry for the late reply but yes the sister, actually my wife's sister, move to Cairo last spring. Anyway good luck with running in Ankara, it's got to be one of the top 10 worst city in the world for running.